My dad accidentally threw a cheese grater at me so I left the room and he yelled “come back here you ungrateful child” while laughing hysterically
Update my mom just told me that if I had even a ‘shred’ of decency I would go back in there
Update #2: my dad apologized and told me he had only done it for ‘the grater good’
These are my goals as a parent
WANT NONE UNLESS YOU GOT
"I just started watching Supernatural. What should I expect?"
"oh, hey what are you reading?"
*shows book cover*
"what’s it about?"
When you realize that someone is only being nice to you because they want something